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Funny lift jokes that will elevate your mood!

Vm World Laughter Day 2

With #worldlaughterday just around the corner … we couldn’t help but drop a few classic jokes of our own:

  1. What did one lift say to the other lift? I think i’m coming down with something…!

  2. Why did the lifts break up? Because they couldn’t handle the ups and downs of the relationship!

  3. What did the lift say to the doctor? I think i’m feeling a little hoist-pital!

  4. Why did the lift start telling jokes? Because it wanted to elevate everyone’s spirits!

  5. Why don’t lifts ever gossip? Because they always keep things on the ‘down-low’!

  6. Why was the lift always so stressed? Because it had too many ups and downs to handle!

  7. Why was the lift always tired? Because it was feeling shafted!

  8. What did one lift say to the other lift? I think we’re going up in the world!

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12. Georgia

This week on our sponsored podcast Alice will be talking with Georgia  – a Trainee Technical Sales Associate.

From hospitals to lifts Georgia shares what it was liking working as a career during a Global Pandemic.

As a newbie she also shares with us her current study routine. Did you know lifts never use to come to a gradual stop? We hope you enjoy!

Head on over to Apple and Spotify to listen in now!

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11. Liv

This week on our sponsored podcast STUCK IN A LIFT Alice will be talking with Olivia Edwards – Repairs and Maintenance Co-ordinator.

In this episode Olivia shares her new lift journey with us, how to fit in as a newbie, how your brain will be fried as there is so much to learn but also how fun the industry is.

If you have a quick lunch break coming up, head on over to Apple or Spotify and press play!

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10. Dr. Gina Barney

A remarkable episode in honour of a remarkable person. In this phenomenal Christmas special of our sponsored podcast STUCK IN A LIFT brought to you by Blacks Productions.

Alice is joined by the incredible late Dr Gina Barney, what an honour it is to have her words of wisdom captured.

Dr Gina Barney was a remarkable engineer, researcher, and leader in the industry. She leaves behind an extraordinary legacy of contributions to the lift world we all love. Join us as we pay tribute to an inspirational lady, we feel super honoured to be able to share this edition with you.

Head over to Apple or Spotify to listen in.

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9. Amy

This week Alice will be talking with Amy – QESH Management/Platform Lifts Project Coordinator.

In this episode we learn how to switch off our laptops and enjoy quality family time, the struggles of being a career driven parent and why everyone is connect to STANNAH.

Find us on Apple and Spotify – and press play and enjoy, you are going to love this one!

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