Funny lift jokes that will elevate your mood!

With #worldlaughterday just around the corner … we couldn’t help but drop a few classic jokes of our own:

  1. What did one lift say to the other lift? I think i’m coming down with something…!

  2. Why did the lifts break up? Because they couldn’t handle the ups and downs of the relationship!

  3. What did the lift say to the doctor? I think i’m feeling a little hoist-pital!

  4. Why did the lift start telling jokes? Because it wanted to elevate everyone’s spirits!

  5. Why don’t lifts ever gossip? Because they always keep things on the ‘down-low’!

  6. Why was the lift always so stressed? Because it had too many ups and downs to handle!

  7. Why was the lift always tired? Because it was feeling shafted!

  8. What did one lift say to the other lift? I think we’re going up in the world!